"hey remember when you liked-"
"hey remember when you-"
"hey remember when-"
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
I invented a fun new game: post pictures of eggs on Instagram and tag iggy azalea
please reblog this I want to fill her tagged page with eggs
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
u tell em shia
Me when I have kids
Thinking about dick 😃😔
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
some ppls urls r so stupid smh
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha