I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
take a chill pill, your honor
This is a real dog
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country
I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.